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Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Word of the Day: May 26, 2020

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verb | IN-stuh-gayt

Definition

: to goad or urge forward : provoke

Martin Luther declared a heretic by the Edict of Worms

Passed this day in 1521, the Edict of Worms banned the writings of Martin Luther—a German cleric whose efforts to change the church led to the Reformation—and declared him an outlaw and a heretic who was to be captured.

Two Accountants

One day two accountants, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. One was a vegetarian and constantly berated the other for eating meat! After stopping for a hot dog, the vegetarian erupted "Why do you eat meat?, do you even know what's in that hot dog? You know, you are what you eat!" The "carnivore" paid no attention.

As they stepped off the curb a speeding car came around the corner and ran the vegetarian over. The other accountant called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able to. The injured vegetarian was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured accountant, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

"I tell lies."

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